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For the man whose assets deserve only the finest. Introducing the Luxury Ass(et)™ Men’s Boxers — an unapologetic blend of comfort, class, and cheeky confidence. Crafted from premium breathable fabric that hugs in all the right places, these boxers are finished with our signature Disgustingly Expensive wit stamped proudly across the back.
Perfect for lounging in your penthouse, closing million-dollar deals from the comfort of your couch, or just reminding your partner that you’re sitting on something priceless.
Features:
- Ultra-soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
- Elastic waistband with subtle branding
- “Luxury Ass(et)” statement across the back for maximum impact
- Designed for men who invest wisely — in themselves
Price: Because your bottom line deserves it.
Luxury Ass(et)™ Men’s Boxers
$28.49
Perfect for lounging in your penthouse, closing million-dollar deals from the comfort of your couch, or just reminding your partner that you’re sitting on something priceless.
Features:
- Ultra-soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
- Elastic waistband with subtle branding
- “Luxury Ass(et)” statement across the back for maximum impact
- Designed for men who invest wisely — in themselves
Price: Because your bottom line deserves it.
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |